10. Be as much like this guy as possible. No, really, every girl who ever watched Quest for Camelot vowed to marry him.
9. Invest in a frying pan. They are useful for a number of reasons.
8. Don’t ever let your princess fall. But if you do, remember to catch her.
7. It’s good to…
unless you’ve got
My large Brazilian snake don’t want Catholicism unless you’ve got albino rabbits Shan Yu